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Total Medals Earned: 145 (From 31 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,245 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 10/26/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/18/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Babies Dream of Dead Worlds

PHYSICAL THERAPY Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points
Finish the tutorial.
TEAR IN THE WORLD Unlocked 2/4/10
5 Points
Enter a rift.
HAPPY FAMILY Unlocked 2/4/10
10 Points
Finish the first level for each character.
RACE FOREVER Unlocked 2/4/10
25 Points
Finish Fuzor's story.
UNDER CONSTRUCTION 5 Points Find the incomplete area.
FULL POCKETS 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Naaij levels.
JUST ANOTHER DAY 25 Points Finish Mell's story.
SINGULAR SPEED 25 Points Get at least a bronze in all Fuzor levels.
THE QUEST TO BECOME 25 Points Finish Naaij's story.
RACE TO THE END 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Fuzor levels.
TREASURE HUNTER 50 Points Get at least a silver in all Naaij levels.
ETERNAL RECORDHOLDER 100 Points Get a gold in all Fuzor levels.
THE WORLD CHANGES NOTHING 100 Points Get a gold in all Naaij levels.

Medals Earned: 4/13 (45/450 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Savior Unlocked 10/1/09
25 Points
Defend the weak.
Playboy Unlocked 10/1/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Nude Boy Unlocked 10/1/09
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner Unlocked 10/1/09
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Ultimate Bully 25 Points Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.

Medals Earned: 4/9 (275/500 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 9/6/09
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 9/6/09
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)

Bullet Heaven

Boom Unlocked 10/22/11
5 Points
Use a bomb for the first time.
Stray Bullets 5 Points Get killed with no enemies on screen.
500k 10 Points Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Angel Wings 10 Points Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Bullet Hell 10 Points Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Counter Attack 10 Points Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Gold Farmer 10 Points Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
I Like Swords 10 Points Play 10 levels as Matt.
Killer 10 Points Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Max Power 10 Points Fully upgrade all stats
Millionaire 10 Points Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Pew Pew Pew 10 Points Play 10 levels as Lance.
Power Up 10 Points Fully upgrade any stat.
Punching Bag 10 Points Get hit 100 times in total.
Shields On 10 Points Collect 100 power ups in total.
Shooter 10 Points Kill 300 enemies in total.
Slayer 10 Points Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Sniper 10 Points Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Stars Everywhere 10 Points Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Tree Hugger 10 Points Play 10 levels as Anna.
Ultimate Blade 10 Points Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Bronze Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Bullet Master 25 Points Complete all bonus levels.
Gold Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Pacifism 25 Points Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Perfect Run 25 Points Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Platinum Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Silver Badge 25 Points Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
The End 25 Points Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
3 Heart Challenge 50 Points Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Mass Murderer 50 Points Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Diamond Badge 100 Points Get A ranks in all 25 levels.

Medals Earned: 1/32 (5/600 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Long Slide 25 Points Slide a HELLA long time!
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)

Darnell's Recount

Floatin Unlocked 10/5/09
5 Points
Master the Fire Flip.
The Election Unlocked 10/5/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Teh Intran3tz 5 Points Visit the links page.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Art Guy Unlocked 9/12/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Unlocked 9/12/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Beholder Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Slay the tentacle beast.
Chaos Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Defender Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
Fail Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Mecha Unlocked 9/12/09
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Punching Bag Unlocked 9/12/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Regice Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 10/18 (90/460 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy 2

Giga Golem Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Master the elements.
Guardian Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Smash up an elite sentry.
Invincible Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Survive with 1HP remaining.
Kitten Kart Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Max Radiation Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Noob Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Kill yourself.
Sand Worm Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points
Slay the undead dragon.
Valkyrie Unlocked 9/6/09
50 Points
Defeat the final boss and save the world.
Battle Cat 10 Points Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Minigamer 1 10 Points Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2 10 Points Get 6000 points in part two.
Oblivion 10 Points Swept away by waves of fire.
Middle Tier 25 Points Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3 25 Points Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master 25 Points Try out all swords.
Beast Master 50 Points Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier 50 Points Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill 50 Points Hit the damage limit of 99999.
God Tier 100 Points Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.

Medals Earned: 9/20 (130/495 points)